dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
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He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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