you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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