Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
