I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it