He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
There's always time for handjobs
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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