Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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