You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Your cock deserves a montage
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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