Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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