I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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