were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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