Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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