Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Randomize
