i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
did i walk over a car last night?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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