Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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