There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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