you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
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