i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
