Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize