Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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