it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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