Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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