I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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