i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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