just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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