How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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