I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
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She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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