Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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