butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
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there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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