If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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