I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
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We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
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What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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