Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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