I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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