i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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