that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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