You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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