Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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