you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
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No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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