It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
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Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
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Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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