Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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