If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
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Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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