Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
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did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
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You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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