he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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