who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
jump out the window naked night went bad
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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