Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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