can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
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Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
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He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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