PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i wish my penis had a tongue
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
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he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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