Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
The beer is more important than you right now.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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