god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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