escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.