I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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