just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
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You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
third nipple confirmed
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.