No stitches, just platelets and will power
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
NoShamevember. You game?
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.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.