I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I don't deserve a penis
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes