She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
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He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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