apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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