I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Randomize
