i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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