Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
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A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
How many fucks given?
0.12846
and you fell through a lawn chair
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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