Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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